Me: Look, Russ...I made a hat! What do you think?
Russ: *head tilted to the side as he studies me sporting said hat upon my head* It's a nice hat, but I don't think red is your color.
Me: Oh...So, when I ordered my new winter coat, why did you tell me to get the red one?
Russ: *trying to tap dance his way out of this faux pas* Maybe it will look better on you when you add some embellishments.
Anyone want a beautiful red wool hat? :o)